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Advice

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YOU HAVE WRITERS' BLOCK.
I CALL BULLSHIT!

Top ten strategies for looking at your Writers' Block as something
else. Get over yourself. Just get on with making tracks you lazy bastard.
FIXED BY FUNKS TOP BLACK FRIDAY WILDLY CREATIVE PICKS UNDER £100
Top ten tool you should spaff your money on this year,
to turn your dull tracks into a things of beauty.
YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE, MATE
TIME TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT

Top ten strategies for good music production working practices to clean
up your act before the boss comes along and sacks your sad, sorry arse.
YOU’D BE RATHER FOOLISH TO
NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A MENTOR

Top ten reasons why getting advice from a mentor,
is a fantastic idea, even if it costs you money.
WELCOME TO THE DANCE MUSIC
INDUSTRY, YOU’RE FUCKED

Top ten reasons why you shouldn’t really bother making music
because you’re screwed before you even start.
DJS HATE YOUR TRACK!
Top ten reasons why a DJ doesn’t give to flying fuck about your track,
and how to fix this situation, quick smart.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Top ten tips of how you can create that vital X-factor
which will make your tracks rise above the dross.
ART! WHO GOES THERE?
Top ten reasons why thinking as yourself as an artist, and your music
as your art, will get you there quicker and happier. [ GUEST POST ]
WHY YOU ARE INSTANTLY
FORGETTABLE

Top ten reasons why your branding isn’t really doing
you any favours and how to fix that. [ GUEST POST ]
Funk D'Void is a DJ and producer veteran with over 30 years experience. He has released records on Soma Quality Recordings, Outpost Recordings, ON IT Recordings, and Lost & Found. And has DJed around the world over the last thirty years. He now lives in Barcelona, where he plays table tennis and is here to out the next generation of talent.

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